Wednesday 29 October 2014

Big Shirtless Men with Axes - A Table.

The company rests around the camp-fire. Tonight they rest, but tomorrow they fight the horde they've been paid to deal with. The rumour mill spins…

Roll once per old timer.

D10
The thing about barbarians is…
1
They really DO fuck their horses.
2
Their womenfolk are three times as 'ard as the men and fight nude.
3
Children of the tribe are cannibals.
4
Every single weapon is poisoned horrendously – a scratch will do the job.
5
Their priests can breathe fire and bring down the animals upon you.
6
They’re terrified of coins.
7
They’re not even human – they’re just animate tree-folk with murderous intent.
8
They wear bodies of the fallen as ablative armour.
9
They fight to the first blood, and then simply sit out the rest of the fight.
0
Simply the scouting force of some foreign power.

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